News
05-05-09
Sorry bout getting hacked, people suck, more at 11.
11-10-08
So Its obvious that i simply don't update this enough, and I'm cool with that. In this world of myspace and facebook (we have a facebook somewhere) the old fashioned dot com sites just aren't as relevent. With that said, fuck you. No Fuck me. obviously you're here, so I'm going to give an update that wont be available on the myspace. We're in the studio recording our next album. Isn't the exciting. One top of that our CD sales are starting to slowly pick up. And we've been selling CD in other Countries. Like Canada, Japan, even been selling digital tracks in Europe. Want to help russett burbank and our new world wide endevour? Great here's what you need to do. Give us money. All of your money. I'm not going to tell you to steal from your grandma and give here social security check to us. I'm not going to tell you not to do that either though. You're all big kids now you make up your mind. We need about Three Million Dollars. Why you ask? Let me break it down for you
New Merch
New Gear
A Learjet for those over sea flights. (we can rent this)
Hookers.
Booze (Jager, Scotch, Absynth, you know)
Other fun stuff
Hookers.
A rotating Drum Cage for John.
The first person to give us 500 or more monies... will be taunted on a song on the new CD. That is all, enjoy
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06-10-08
Thank you all for your efforts at getting us the W at the Ohio Bike Week Battle of the Bands. We've had a steady flow of new request on our myspace, from people all over the Continent, and we love the publicity, We've had alot of people say stuff, "gee, we knew of you guys, but most original bands suck so we never listened, we came to hear such and such band, and were blown away." Score one for the Home Team. We can't thank anyone enough for this, and then to Open for Ted Nugent, well if you can't open for God, you might as well open for Teddy. But now for us its back at it, Pushing our product, (By the Way, our CD is now on Sale at CD Baby, 5 bucks, can't go wrong) writing new songs, working on our new upcoming album, getting hated on, well you get the ideas. In closing we just want to say, Good job to all the other bands, thanks to everyone, come to our next show, bring money.
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04-01-08
Well we got us a new website layout thanks to oompa. And i suppose that i can be convinced to update the news from time to time. Thanks to all of you that may voted for us in the Bike Week BOTB, we'll know soon if we made the cut, though i have to admit that for some reason this year just didn't seem as important as last year, so we really didn't push for votes.
We've got a bunch of new video up on myspace, we've had some really good shows lately. How about that CTM showcase? That fucker was fun as hell huh. Yeah Boy. Anyway thats all for now. I out like a dollar bill at a strip joint.
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